Things I've Heard or Said This Week

• "Stop putting your hands in the toilet."
• "Oh, I thought your head was chocolate."
• "Stop putting your hands in the toilet."
• "You are free to go buy whatever you want."
• "Stop putting your hands in the toilet."
• "Sams is where you can buy REALLY big boxes of stuff you don't REALLY need."(Olivia)
• "I love to clean toilets. I want a cleaning toilet job."
• "Stop standing on your brother."
• "I'm not standing on him. I'm leaning on him with my foot!"
• "Stop putting your hands in the toilet."
• "This bathroom smells like poop...or fish...or fish poop."
• "Stop putting your hands in the toilet."
• "Basically, there's a dead ghost in here."
• "What DIED in this bathroom?"
• "Stop putting your hands in the toilet."
• "Oh yeah. A meal I'll actually eat a bite of!"
• "I'm letting Mia do my chores. She likes them better than me."
• "If I was Handy Manny, I'd marry that girl."
• "Stop putting your hands in the toilet."
• "When mom goes to the grocery store it's like heaven in the pantry."
• "WHAT STINKS IN THIS BATHROOM?!"
• "There has to be a dead fish in the drain!!!"
• "Stop putting your hands in the toilet."
• I think the rats and fish in the drains decided to come into our house, but they got stuck. And died."
• "Stop putting your hands in the toilet."

In case you missed it, our bathroom has a smell, and Eli can't stop splashing in the toilet.