Hi, Jillian. Or can I call you Jill? See, you don't know me, but I know you. I feel like we are connected although we've never actually met. I've been watching you. I spend an hour with you every day. When I first met you I thought to myself, "Wow. That chick is crazy!" Now, after the last week or so I know it to be a fact. You really are actually CRAZY! You just smile and keep trying to motivate me not to stop while you are TOURTURING me via youtube RIGHT in my own living room. I have to wait to workout when the kids are in bed so that they don't hear me curse your name. While I appreciate you giving your time to "whip me into shape," I don't appreciate you taking such pleasure in it.
SO, here are my words of wisdom for you: STOP SMILING that smirky grin! STOP SCREAMING AT ME not stop and that my body and spirit will thank me later! And for goodness sakes, STOP MAKING IT LOOK SO EASY! I'm dying here!
Sincerely,
Leslie Smittle
(Your "Biggest" Fan)
I'm doubting you're her "biggest" fan, but this cracked me up nonetheless.
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